Made a boob today.
boss literally gets lasered like an idiot
Im the Dumbo meme ranker
My paychecks always come in real unsanitary
Working in fast food place at night makes me a man of culture.
Check out my OnlyFans if you’re brave
I’m the self-appointed piggybank inspector
Hey everyone. Im here because I want you to know that I hate working outside.
I always try to keep an eye on the Transformers twitter account since I became janitor of Montréal Gazette
Is the price of making a living doing sex to this anime pillow? Not for me boss
Here I am in employed poverty, living to be 91.
I wanted to use gamer shower fluid for sandwiches. Boss said no
and here we are moonlighting as a prostitute, payed extremely little in cash
Not cool talking about your new fursuit on the work discord
Im telling you Id make such a good saloon cock boy. Its nothing.
Cast your fool of a manager away. Banish his ass
One time Alec and I were hookers. but the kind that doesn’t accept cash payments
Turn up the volume and jerk those suckers. We ain’t getting paid by the hour here
I got freaky mad early on in the Applebees job.
fucking messy process with messy results
I just fired the fuck out of some dude named Bailey for sucking on a Garden hose
Shaking my ass in front of handicapped people for $1 Billion Dollars
Judging peoples mugs for how much pride they show
Brady hurries to work
This baby putting a bigger fight than I could’ve ever imagined. I ain’t losing this bet
Shopping for: Orange cleats, Rolex, stink bombs, HALO & ROBIN, OTHER STUFF, $100
working at Comcast and some nosy baby is shadowing me
Looking for a blond dude to sit next to me and say “Youre doing a good job”
Work was hard because I still fail to understand meatballs..
Took a break from designing animal reproductive systems to see how to make money