Must be virgins on the brain.
Cooch ______ very sticky
wary of donkeys.
Runescape Campaign 2000 pushing me, philoosophising the fragility of biological carbon life
Im a riding a horse because I dont know how cars work.
Just found out about mail
gnashing my teeth to prove I’m worthy of embarking on a Mystical journey.
Ill be watching the Texas skies.
Talking goats in broad daylight is like seeing a promise made to an ice cube.
Grandpa always pays me exorbitant amounts for gifts, so I sell some of them for cash. That’s the difference between a beanie and a neutered cow.
this tweet is conventional wisdom
Hey everyone. Happy months.
I stand with Hubert, Shinies, Instep educators, cooch tolerant people, park rangers, or any decent adult in their situation.
punch these little babies. Trust me, I can see the future
The moral of the story is, cook with wine and irrigate your crops
Averted disaster by calling a stranger a hick from behind a casket.
Here’s a poem I made: I capture the moment … until it breaks … Cum is everywhere … revolver
Test car explodes into the full moon. Unknown if that’s unlucky or not
They treat me like a new dip but with none of the hype.
Just grind it out and burn shit down – The Catastrophe Man
If I have to choose to drink, toilet good swamp bad
Shell collectors are on average 5% wiser
Consequentially to have a Collectively drunk society is septic and stupid
Everything in life can be solved by either fucking or hiding.
Don’t bite the hand that has a hard time thinking of names
Life is like having my cake, eat it too!
Reach for the birds. Eggs in there.
Constipation is terrible but one good shit changes things
At the end of the day the goal is to be a CUTE BIKe courier.
The best relationships start as massive frustrations. . Then end
Life is too short to keep hypocritical hate boners.
The key to happiness is to be a song and just dance baby.
Playing Minecraft apparently isnt a recognised ethnicity