God youre So Lesbian. Ok. Kinda a weird thing to say
Just made an HD mess
Im Drunk Driving Sadly, sputtering led to driving.
Cool fact: All promises I’ve made I regret.
I can’t believe peoplere fucking tortured….
I love my fans and I’m sorry for my being offensive and stuff etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc.
Got genuinely scared by Lizzy McGuire fanfic
Artists are doing nothing for me
Marbles won’t fit in my new dvd player
I’m not proud of the fact that I’ve never been wrong
I just joined some really racist club by a total mistake. Uh oh
God ive forgotten how to hug someone and assimilate
Its no big deal. My new hiding spot just isn’t a secret anymore
Clammoring for the days when I was cozy but irrelevant
I’m sorry I lied about being a car dealer. I’m sorry about my convincing facial expressions, but I avoided getting banned on Facebook because of it.
I’m sorry that I mis-gendered you goofballs. I’ll make up for it
Sad my actions showed my side of stupid
This is the darkest hour of mylife. I promised Mildred I would destroy paramount plus
I tried to take pictures of my neck but I goofed it
Final score 10/100. Something isn’t right.