Rants

ON A MOON, MOVING, RUNNING, RUNING, CLEANT A DOG, HAVING A BALL

BALLOON BURNT, UNBEATABLE, ****ING UPRISING, PLAYING THE VIDEO GAME, HAVING A BALL, LOVING RUNESCAPE, EATING DIRT

How did they tease Cum Da Hunter that much?

“Lick Detroit” over and over. That’s all I’m saying.

shit historical fact. Nothing small about me. No controversy.

I’m sorry for calling you a cock behind the ears but I meant it

Oh yeah yeah sure I just played a football defensive back once, but if my tail was made of lint I’d be god

If I have to BRING A BALL, BONES, TO THE COVE, TO THE LIBRARY, BACK, BUT NEVER FULL MOOW, PLAYING HORSE CLEAN AS FUCK, PLAYING THE ONLINE COURSE, CLEAN AS FUCK, PLAY

Eat shit and be a centaur? Is my character the only one who doesn’t like boobs?

Where can a guy just fucking take a shit?

CAVITIES ARE BACK!!!

I CALL MY FISTS PUNCH WEAPONS NERDS

Frick! Stuff big. Breakin

CANT STOP TWINKING

Son Of A Cop! I Think My Son Wants To Learn Spanish.

get fucked idiot, get fucked stupid, get fucked by two cocks!

I CALL A COP BUTTERBALL AND HE CLUBS ME

Gonna start yelling at myself because I look like a Bogart. A real fucking idiot

I drop glass. people around respond with unprecedented roar and fury. yikes

WHAT WILL I do if I could change the weather even one more time?

I just rant incoherently like a simple four year old

I REPLENISH MYSELF WITH DONKEY NUTRIENTS

DRINKING SOME CIDER, UNLISTED FOR COLORADO, BUY NEW CALL BOX, SELECT WILL CALL CURSE, LEFT OUT RON, CALL ME, CLEAN AS FUCK

Hello Assholes. i speak for everyone by doing this.

Mostly unnoticeable ————————————————————— ————————————————————— // LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

He sucks! He fucks! He ran straight at me and I froze!

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