I yelled for 296 calories
Not cool appendage out of the testes
hot has made my mouth water
I take anti dumps
I love that the human factor is max.
Depressingly fat southampton lad.
Got a raw carrot stuck in my dick
Got a worm infection
went too hard last night, now I have 64000 shiny logs to release.
Dabbing on ebola
Particularly salty because Urgent Care doesnt give a shit about my salad emergency
I refuse to make it look like I have a digital Doctor.
I got diabetes 😦
Non-runescape BIG flex. I unplugged my eyes from the ceiling and breathed water for the first time.
Diamond skull helps show DAD how veterinarians make us fatlings.
I’m gonna assume your nose hair level. Unauthentic.
I’m sorry guys but Typhoid was actually the most dangerous monster in Panama.
Barry stomps into his just-completed cooch.
20 gross pics of my feet
Please viscously wash my hands. Soap, but the new ketchup also works surprisingly well
I’ll never die. I complimented God’s new eyes!
Hello? Haha! I unplugged my ears!
He won’t let me die every day knowing I’m a true monster Catholic.
When COVID is over I’m just gonna eat grease and throw up in a gallon tank.
I have tears in my eyes when humidity is in the 40s.
I capably hide pee in my pants so I can test HIV positive on a moments notice.
I call my hands bricks because they’re red and I dont know what to do with them
I’m just gonna look at my nuts.
Guess I got an unlucky wrench locked in my asshole.
ARMY TITTIES, ARMY TITTIES, ARMY TITTIES, ARMY TITTIES, ARMY TITTIES, ARMY TITTIES
Let’s fuck some illiterate idiot.
Grab your COVID toes and get somewhere different.
Pumping out bile straight from the fuck organ
Sometimes I dream of having a well groomed dick. A proper king
Joel has an unsafe level of germs in his toaster
I’m telling You this because I’m a genius. Viruses are definitely better than Diseases.
Trying to shove a magazine clean through your asshole. Yes, that was sanitairey
Do I need to say that this IV trashed my ovaries?
Joel is immune to covid because he tricked me into eating a corndog in one bite
I’m just really trying to be me pediatric Robert, but I’m pretty sure Im catching pneumonia
Doc said I’m big boy healthy
I never obtained larger boob
I sure as heck won the grand prize of supreme lumbar support.
Even after I stopped eating hot glue my ears are still ringing. Doctors are fucking stupid
It’s time for the wacky brain traits test.
I promise Ill speak for every mother fucker out there when I say that childbirth hurts like a bitch
THEY CALL ME BOY. THEN GASP AS I PULL OUT MY HUGE KNOCKERS
At the right angle, balls look like a zoomed in pic of a butt
Urgent care kit stuck in my asshole.
You think my peen would look less worse with ‘picnic lighting’
Resetting my cock in the back corner of a Subway
You contain the parasite and my mouth is the extractor
breasted what appeared to be foot bacteria for 45 mins
shut up and poop no more
Thats a me nutrient man
Occasionally my immune system does not kick in when I say ‘dinkum’ that changes things..
Where your anus is? Blind searching is not a solid strategy.
Shaving the wrong genitals
Injecting various serums to build character
Shoving various wires in open wounds
Not much is known about bacteria. Only thing we know for sure is that Fat Men wield immense power
OMG dude I havent shit in a broader toilet in 10 years
Been saying that PurpleMeat injections refocused my viewing angle.
Pee can go down the sink?)) No way
Punishing someone for touching me,, by puttting them in a room with a unusual temperature
blood could make ALEC really, really, good looking
If they left me raccoon in the grocery store. Diabetes gonna kick in fast
Put some Strain on yourself and review my Dong
giant wet peener
My fuckin’ tummy was too much. Time for a new one
Starting to think donating brain tissue for research is causing some strange side effects
How do people get facial hair done?
I’m allergic to peener!
You maximized my useless cube penis.
reproductive system aged poorly