God really does keep administrating Internet affairs.
I sprayed sacred cows in hell.
I pay god for earthquakes to stop.
exactly how it is in hell. very scared
does God have a heart?
If God created satire he shouldn’t keep getting upset over my jokes about him
Getting railed in an unusual temple of worship
Alec is in heaven. This is a God fact.
That God dude has the literal IQ of a physically ill goat.
The fuck you doin Friday? It ain’t church.
God was flirting with me when he said fuck it and proceeded to fuck my genitals multiple times in a day.
Bible bucks? No. serpent children
If there’s two fellas that look like birds you should pick the more Christian goofball.
God called and didn’t leave a message.
Uh Oh! I offended some deity!
God requires one penny more to create gods big movie. Semen getting into rats 2.
I accidentally intruded on various religious interracial sex offender sessions? Is this a real thing?
Tall, smelling like weed, cheap, limited speak. This is the pope America. Wake up.
God basically rigs events. What a sore loser
Things are looking bad for God
My pristine ass brought tears to the eyes God
GF told me to go fuck myself. Trust me when I say God has no advice for the situation
When the grape juice empty I convert to atheism
Video review: The Shockwave as seen by God
I ain’t lying when I say God castrated the shit out of me with unnatural force
Can you feel me.? Spirit Animal?
What the fuck did I do to god
Buddha is religious. What a fucken scam
Church in separate cooch. Tweet
Who was the first one to think masturbation was sexy? The answer is a helldweller
Mormons attempting to lure me with various baked goods
You literally have to obey your Creator.
Invisible ticks coveR your body in hell
CONTINUE ABUSING ME GOD DONT RELENT
I cannot dream because of a Jesus curse
These people fucked lots of ducks and honoured the demon god of brazil
demon master is pronounced the same way in every language
Listen to me, Pope Francis just said ‘Are you kidding me? to one of my ideas. So yes it’s good
I aint lying when I say mosques protect you while delivering
be the first man to up the Mormon IQ
I slam my baby pud way better than Larry or God.
I’ve eaten at the feet of Gods, been fed frogs, and been ripped open from inside an egg
The fuck you doing psych? What are you? Magic?
John Smith is thy 2016 pet.
Barry Sanders Is God Et cetera.
Gonna go into my own eat cooch I say loudly in church
Diamonds and pearls are rather important in Ghost Buddhism
Here’s a fun trivia question: do you call a 9-1-1 emergency while I remove the crown off God. ???
Starting to imitate guys walking on water. Could become a messy lifestyle
i knitted for the Christians
Crystal Ball Says Dick Gonna Grow Hell Yeah
I could unlock thousands of random Gods, but how many of them is as Tall as the Prophet Mohammad ?
I arrived at the Promised land. Shortly after arrival though, I got a ominous phone call.