Im sorry ma’am, Brutus said pour yourself some milk
I say I’m dairy free but we all know I just guzzle the good shit
I’m like the cork in the milk. I make all the decisions
He doesn’t look like he can eat cheese at parties.
I did it. The cure for headaches is to drink too much milk and have a 440 Fahrenheit fever.
breast milk or almond milk. No clue which is which
Licking the forbidden milk
Got lost wandering around in a milk induced haze
It smells like milk ——————– Oh man was I wrong
GOOGLING how to get my birds to drink Almond Milk’
His name is Fetish. He not a boy. He knows dairy.
Not gonna buy ‘homemade shark milk’
After eating nongenetically modified dairy cows I can see traffic better
I drink a single glass of milk and walk down the stairs. The next thing you know, there’s a gang of monkeys sniffing around.