Pigeon juice and Wolf acorns fill my open lids.
Is there anyone who cannow overcharge monkeys????
possum, jackle, Butt Stuff.
Bad whales are unable to mate in my zoo
Just got called a venomous water buffalo
ash stuffed teddy bear
They literally strapped an Eagle on a rocket ship.
Jumping straight into the aquarium… The koi are selfishly not extending an olive branch
Ive seen a raven fuck. It was not as hot as you’d think
smashing rats at Menlo Park
God I fucking hate ducks.
Im beating these monkeys but they’re tied pretty poorly.
Licking lice off animals is hard. Head up king
God dude, the world is full of happy pigs.
Soup is my indifference animal.
I love it when a fellow frog pats my asshole
Here I am catching another buffalo eating cum. This job sucks.
I’ll earn an unbeaten animal someday
I really worry about mole children.
I’m a dollar a gopher – I can buy Viagra from Sears.
This bird has a lot of disabilities. Disheartening!
This Lemur just gonna sit on my chest?
Creep. I kept fucking fish at Christmas.
Why am I frightening these apes?
Ill say it: I vaccinate my cat.
Are you scared to question your pet’s sex life? Cuck shit. I write that shit down in my dream journal
ART??? It’s animal porn?
After thinking about it I think the idea of fish is kinda fucked
I enjoy whale milk as much as do aunts. So like a lot obviously
3D dinosaur shit
Think about what a dirt worm ISP is. You take a shit and itch every night. Guess what, nobody likes taking cunt rides.
Skunks are the enemy
putting my ear to the door to check for lizards
Skin humans have less endurance.
Hiding from hawks in an Autozone
Love that just anyone can fuck a horse.
Theres a baby parrot walking across the bedroom. Let me support buy him
I tell my wife bees don’t miss. She divorces me
Loads of dogs… This is gonna break me
I do not play well with goats
Cow seconds, Mouse seconds. We all share the same length of time
how do I get rid of 10 virgin pigs?
Joining the misfit worm gang
I spin like a raccoon high on some forest berries
Cornered a monkey and I’m currently planning my next move on the fly
Trust me Thunder cannot and will not make a cougar cum
Who was the first to kill a cow? Can you imagine?
Straight blown away by a frog boob.
did i say camel fucking was not a deal breaker?
Beaver coming out of the hog water pot.
What’s your favorite butterfly joke?
Anyone seen the ape dressed up like a hot girls?
look at these robust, rugged new hens.
*pigeon drips water out of the tank*
can you layflat with jellyfish?
I’ve never seen a hog dick in my life. Not even close to doing so.
It’s easier to push over one of my pigs if they standing up (not that thats an excuse).
Allow me conclude this word salad but it is at least partially due to the fact that many chickens don’t share my limited references.
Gazing at 10 kittens! What
Guess Im tired of just standing around talking to squirrel shit.
Sometimes I live in fear that the lethality of pit bulls will no longer turn me on.
Admiring a raccoon.
cats are gaining blistering popularity
Too few animals purr
Chickens warming babies with their ass is Legendary
I turn to monkeys for newsgroup news
Wagging my crocodile in public
Being a pig could make you <bisexual>